Product Recommendations

Three products have I to recommend unto you this evening.

The first, which somebody purchased for our restroom at work, is LYSOL CITRUS spray. I don't know whether it kills any germs, but it smells so damn good you'll be hoping one of your family members will get in there and stink up the bathroom just to give you an excuse to spray it.

The second product is ARM & HAMMER WHITENING BOOSTER. Or maybe it's called "tooth whitening booster." Anyway, it costs about four bucks and you put it on your toothbrush right on top of your regular toothpaste. Brian and I could both tell a difference in our teefs within a couple of days.

The final recipient of my kudos is KABOOM TUB & SHOWER CLEANER. It's not quite so miraculous as my beloved Mr. Clean in the pink and blue bottle, which they abruptly snatched off the market (after hearing how much I liked it, no doubt). I don't want you to get the idea that I like to clean things--in fact scrubbing a bathtub is my very least favorite household chore. That's why I like to buy a product that doesn't screw around. Don't mix it up with that Arm & Hammer stuff, though.

In all fairness I have to mention a product that sucked. I wasn't surprised that it sucked, but it did suck in that not only did it not work, at all, but it cost me twelve dollars. I am speaking of Garnier Nutritioniste Skin Renew Anti-Puff Eye Roller. WHATEVER. This fancily-named cosmetic thingy did nothing whatsoever to lessen my resemblance to an alcoholic racoon who just went a few rounds with Mike Tyson.

Do you have any recommendations for me?